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The only thing that makes the game difficult is the lack of control. This is what people call "Fake Difficulty" and unless your game is meant to be sadistic like I Wanna Be The Guy, having all of your difficulty be fake is a terrible design choice.

This game would be much more pleasant if I could drag and drop instead of clumsily bump things around.

A cute little platformer with an interesting story (if somewhat creepy), making it unique amongst the loads of other platformers uploaded to Newgrounds.

When the zombie apocalypse inevitably occurs and all living humans are gone, the zombies shall rebuild civilization in their own image. At least, until they all decompose. Unless they don't.

A bit of advice to everyone: A no-gun Xtreme Mode run is completely possible. I just did it. It is very hard and you WILL die a lot, but it's possible. Utilize crowd control. It will make things a lot simpler.

This is a very depressing game, especially if you take the time to carefully read all the notes and see all of the three endings.

There's hardly any challenge at all, but there doesn't have to be. The player's objective is to find the truth, which this game handles very well. There might not be any terrifying monsters out to get you, but plenty of horror is still there, waiting for you to find it.

Given its goal and the execution, this game is a masterpiece.

This is very good for a first serious game. The multiple endings and side quests to the main plot make this game worth playing several times over.

I am a bit puzzled, however. You say that one of the endings is gotten by drinking from the Fountain of Youth. However, I happened to get a game over by doing exactly that. Is there some obscure thing that I should have done but failed to do? Help a brotha out here.

pepperpunk responds:

Cheers!

As for the fountain, pay close attention to all of the adventure text... if you're unsure about drinking from it, leave it alone and head back to the pirate king for some advice, the fountain will still be there when you go back. :)

How in the world did this pass judgment? Everything is terribly drawn. Both two player modes seem to go on forever. 1P race is only one track against an opponent that miraculously gets a burst of speed on straight stretches. The avoid mode doesn't have a big dot--it has a big RECTANGLE, and avoiding it is only possible through extensive trial and error.

And, to put the icing on the cake made of crap, there is no Kirby to be found in this mockery of a game.

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