This is one of those "So Bad, It's Good" things.

Yes, it sucks, but for some reason it still amuses me.

You've categorized this as Comedy - Original, but this video wasn't funny at all.

A brilliant masterpiece of Juvenalian satire. The poor graphics, lack of effort, and general crappiness are an excellent parallel to Capcom's hatred of their own Blue Bomber and their disregard for the wishes of their fan base.

Really, when I see something categorized as a platformer, I EXPECT a platformer, not clicking on a button to find out that I like Pac Man. WHOOP DEE DOO! I WANNA PLAY A PLATFORMER.

Make a platformer that is actually a platformer and you'll get a score that isn't 0 stars.

This is nothing less than a masterpiece. Soothing and crunk as heck.

It would help if it didn't sound like a MIDI that was directly converted to an MP3. Use some SoundFonts or VST instruments, man.

And keep trying. This piece doesn't quite cut it for a boss theme, but you're getting somewhere.

Just about everything you've drawn looks like it was made in MS paint in five minutes or less. Instead of drawing something that takes actual effort, you depend on a non sequitur phrase to make the picture worth looking at, which is really hit or miss, and doesn't make your crudely drawn pomegranate any prettier.

I'm trying to come up with something constructive to say, but all I can think of is "stop making crap that has no effort put into it."

Small mistakes you say? This looks absolutely stupendous. This is the greatest pixel art ever on NG and perhaps the whole internet. The limited palette is almost entirely unnoticeable. The lava and fire breath are glorious. Really, all of it is glorious. You deserve a tank award.

Someone simply must make a Mario fan game with graphics like this. It must be done. The art is too beautiful not to be used in such a manner.